New

20/12/24

New legislation was just passed to control use of addictive substances and the issue of drugs linked to capitalism. You can read about it on the laws page.

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New alphabet just arrived

24/11/24

Today, the finalisation of a new alphabetical system was formed for the cheesenese language and applied to the dictionary. More information about the system will be delivered soon.

all of bacteria party dead

11/9/24

It was discovered by high ranking officials in amelinia that every single member of the controvertial party was dead. When questioned, communist member bread cheese said "We forgot, as prob firgit." To a normal person, this means "We forgot and will probably do it again." The party formed in november 2022, but officials say that the members have been dead for likely over a year.

1st ammendment to constitution

28/6/24

Today, the constitution was ammended, removing all references to flags.

"Cyber-war" declared by the cyberpolice against ai

17/6/2024

In a transmission yesterday evening, Bread Cheese, head of the cyberpolice, began a planned purge of AI from the internet, declaring that AI was being used by the bourgeoisie to oppress the people, and that the internet must be returned to property of the people, as it was always intended to be.

peace with monkey de country

5/6/2024

Today, the Politburo demonstrated their commitment to peace in our time, with a recent treaty being signed between the KKLG and the group of Monkey De Country. In exchange for peace and recognition, Monkey De will allow for goddardian military bases and for free travel between states, as well as transitioning to a socialist state.

Yvetria returned to our Goddard

4/6/2024

Today, the politburo captured Louis Royal, leader of the rebel group "Federation of Karl the Kupcake", and traded his life for complete control of the region of Yvetria. The non-goddardian residents will continue to be able to live there, but no military will be allowed.

Flags for new regions unveiled

3/6/2024

Earlier today, new regions were split from mainland goddard. With incredibly swift pace. Here are the flags.

Amelinia

Algerium

Greater Cheesigrad

Mainland Goddard divided

3/6/2024

In a controvertial new bill passed, the politburo has decided to divide the Goddardian region of mainland Goddard into 4 regions. It has yet to unveil the new flags, and has cited confusion as the leading reason. The new regions are:

a smaller mainland Goddard

greater Cheesigrad

algerium

amelinia

New region flags introduced

1/6/2024

We all know our beautiful nation, and it's regions, but now, the culture department has unveiled new designs for flags of our regions, even the occupied Roundatia and the controvertial "shared" territory of yvetria

Mainland Goddard

Hectoria

Roundatia

Yvetria

consent act passed

3/5/24

the politburo recently released a new bill, controlling physical and intimate activity on those who cannot protect themselves. when asked, politburo member bread cheese said "we forgot about the fact we didn't already have this. we hope that no-one has committed such crimes."

caremelised onion cheese demoted

22/3/2024

caremelised onion cheese was resentenced from his sentence of 10 years community service to an instant demotion and being put on the no fly list. in every department besides health, he has been demoted to the lowest department possible. in addition, he is on the no fly list, so will likely never return to power. in a statement from politburo member "bread cheese", it was said "COC has come off easily, but if he commits another, he will not get off like this." COC has yet to give an answer.